Thursday, November 8, 2012

Cruise, Day Five

The Go-go boys had a habit of taking out their dicks all over the place which was nice.  I think I touched about 40 dicks, from that club, to Wet, which was like a shower show, to Anthology, the male strip club.  What fun.  Oh, and dinner along the way.
Once we got to Anthology, this guy came up to me, whipped it out, and away we went.  Afterward they tried to run some kind of double tip scam.  The dance was $50 but I only had $20s and anyway, it all worked out.
We went back down and I saw a few dozen more men, apparently word went around that I had money.  Soon the club was FULL of guys from the ship.  After a couple hours, maybe a bit less, someone came up to me and asked if I wanted to go upstairs.
I’m like “No, I’ve already been.”
He’s like “You can suck my dick”
I’m like “No, I’m good.”
He’s like “You can lick my ass”
I’m like “Well... No, I’m still good.”
He’s like “I’ll cum in your mouth”
I’m like “Let’s go”
I got a pretty good photo of him.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Gay VN jokes

Check out the video from Lady Bunny's Gay VN jokes here. Quite good.
The best one was:
"Power-bottom Roman Heart recently ran out of a club completely nude and tried to hail a cab. The cabbie pulls up and says "Excuse me sir, you don't have any clothes on. How do you plan to pay?" and Roman Heart throws his legs behind his head and starts fingering his hole.
The cabbie looks over and says "Do you have anything smaller?"

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Most filthy porn I've seen in a while

Sorry, I've been sick. Back now.

Check out Freaks 2 from Wurstfilm. Awesome!

Yes thats Mukhtar Safarov with his 9x9 inch cock pissing in that guys mouth. Plus the gang rape, fisting and huge uncut cocks. Wicked naughty stuff. Amazing. Beautiful.

Also check out these rare pics of Brent.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008


It's rare that someone's charisma and looks can get me going with the guy barely moving. Damien, Jason Sizemore, and Rodney from Sean Cody can.
Click these pictures to enlarge them, they're hot.

Here he is showing dildos up his ass with the guy from Charles in Charge.

One of the great things about Rodney is his expressions, you get the sense he's feeling sex in a way few others can.

Oh yes, and he has a PERFECT body and a cornbread sense ability.

The close up on his thighs in this Van Damme style pose.... Yikes!
You can download all Rodney's stuff here if you can torrent.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Miracle cum shot & Gay VN

Check out Barrett's ability from Big Dick Club. He needs to have live shows where he showers the audience with sperm, even the balcony seats. I wonder if he takes forever to orgasm like lots of guys with big dicks.

This past weekend was the Gay Video News awards. I was thinking of going. I should have, Barrett showed up on the red carpet with his dildo. Brilliant. There was apparently a lot of complaining about a cash bar in addition to the $100 entrance fee, it doesn't seem too high to me, you have literally everyone in gay porn in the same room for $100, get over it.

These 2 pictures are from a Polaroid session in the elevator before security came and told them not to be naked. How is it for the Folsom street fair people can fuck in the streets and you can't have cock at the gay porn awards? I wonder if the rules are looser in Chicago?

Brent Corrigan was there and "reluctantly" allowed this picture to be taken. Wtf is that? You've gone from being the bareback Traci Lords to finally having a little acceptance, get your picture taken! Pull a Kathy Griffin and fall out of your car onto the street a la Britney Spears.
In a recent blog post, Brent mentions his "partner" Grant, I need a picture of this guy. Kudos to Brent for not having a traditional (read: straight) relationship, but dear God I hope it's not another case of Sean Storm and Ian Rawlings. Sean Storm is this totally hot bareback slut and he's always showing this guy fucking him in his movies with a small cock, a big gut, and not showing his face, probably because he looks like the back end of a bus.

Ricky Sinz won best solo scene from Grunts. I gotta check that out, this guy is hot.
Barrett Long, Tiger Tyson and Ricky Martinez were in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? The police!” was one of the big jokes of the night. Apparently Barrett is trade.

Baby Scallies

These shots are hot, especially the first one. I got them from this blog and it says the models are from this site, but I can't seem to find them. Doesn't help the whole thing is in French.
I've never been into baby play before but the diaper thing... it's hot!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Chad Hunt

Following what seems to be my obsession with enormous cocks, I introduce Chad Hunt.

Hunt's film career began in 2000, and he continued working until 2004 when he took a one-year hiatus. In 2005, he signed a two-year contract with Lucas Entertainment to appear in that company's videos, and to direct a movie in 2007. However, following a dispute with Lucas over what Hunt considered to be a public embarrassment, the contract was canceled. In the summer of 2006, Hunt and Lucas reconciled, and Hunt has worked on several more Lucas Entertainment films.

Chad Hunt was married in 1992 and divorced in 96 and has one son. Was the cock gene passed on? Let's count, 1995 plus 18 is... 2014. He's only 13 now. A wise man once said "Old enough to pee, old enough for me."

What is it about big cocks?

Every man is already packing a whopper. This is actually true and lends some credence to the idea that there is selective pressure favoring larger penis size. After all, our closest relatives, the bonobo chimps, have penises that are substantially smaller than ours at 3 inches (and they're proud of them too). Gorillas at 1.5 inches would be the laughing stock of the shower room if they couldn't beat you to a pulp for even looking. Compared to most mammals, even deer boy is hung like a stallion. Evolutionary biologists have theorized that our relatively large penis size has evolved as part of ongoing selective pressures. Plausible enough. But again, we're talking sexual selection here, something vastly more powerful than adaptive selection. If the ideal penis size is eight inches, the top of the bell curve should be eight inches. The fact that it's not tells us that something else must be happening.

Or maybe it's fun to play with dangly things.